20.
Being alive is so expensive.
— Liz Brody (@lizbrody) August 1, 2018
19.
fantasizing about me in my hoodies this winter pic.twitter.com/1fG4UHprU5
— lil khaleesi (@ce7este_) August 12, 2018
18.
i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives
— dirt prince (@pants_leg) August 4, 2018
17.
Waiting for that coffee to kick in so you can actually start your life is exhausting
— GigiEngle (@GigiEngle) August 13, 2018
16.
My debit card feels more like a gift card…not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try
— LoRo (@1Rohde) June 17, 2018
15.
Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
— Mamí ???? (@StxphhBby) July 29, 2018
14.
Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever clocked out of work
— Kate (@KatieHTweeets) August 8, 2018
13.
can anxiety be classified as cardio
— Jon Erik @ Flame Con ???? (@HonestlyJon) August 12, 2018
12.
— Marcelo (@DadCelo) August 10, 2018
11.
when you ask how a white person is doing and they say "livin the dream" thats code for "every morning i wake up wishing i was dead"
— abe broman (@penis_hernandez) July 30, 2018