Are you ready to be appalled? Like, totally and utterly freaked out that people like this exist? Good! I’m glad you’re excited because these messages make me want to light stuff on fire and just watch it all burn down to cinders. Not that I’d do anything like that, obviously we don’t condone violence here, but also…these f*cking people.
You know?
If you ever find yourself acting this way, take a giant step back from whatever it is you’re doing and reevaluate. Cause there is no acceptable reason – no reason. None at all. – to act this way. You’re embarrassing yourself and everyone around you, and being cringey like this is not going to get you anywhere.
Maybe that seems a little harsh, but you can feel free to judge for yourself:
27. This one about quid-pro-quo:
26. This one about eavesdropping:
25. This one about being wild:
24. This one…it’s starting to go off the rails:
23. This one about funny jokes:
22. This one that’s definitely a wrong number:
21. This one from a guy who doesn’t really understand rejection:
20. This one…I hate this:
19. This one from a robot eugenicist:
