8. This helpful mathematician:
Sitting in a cafe doing homework. I hear a guy go, “I’m not trying to weird, I’m just trying to figure out what kind of math you’re doing, because I think you’re doing it wrong.” He was right and helped me out. Asked me out in a date afterwards and we’re been together 7 years, married almost more than half of that.
7. This vanilla frenchman:
It wasn’t use on me but I overheard a conversation between this guy with a heavy French accent and some hurl I front of me in an economics class. I wasn’t really paying attention till I heard him say “Let me take you out for ice cream, you look like you’d enjoy some French Vanilla” and I almost died. She said no, and I later found out he wasn’t even French, just very good at accents
6. This guy who goes in confident and strong:
“Hi my name is John if anyone is looking to make a mistake tonight.” I wasn’t, but damn I thought that was funny.
5. This chef Boyardee:
“I can’t cook a good lasagna, but I can cook a great lasagna.”
That got me.
4. This guy who really put in the effort:
The one that worked the best on me was a guy who had learned a memorization trick where you give them 30 words and they remember each one in order, and recite them back to you after an hour.
It seems way more impressive when everyone is drunk though, and makes a great ice breaker for starting a conversation.
3. This guy who sets expectations:
Guy – “Hey, you want some good sex tonight?”
Girl – “No”
Guy – “You came to the right place then”
2. This eloquent drunk:
I was a security guard for Seahawks games, and we had to wear yellow jackets, black caps, and black slacks.
At the end of the game, we were going through and clearing out all the drunk people and this one guy I was helping to the door looked at me up and down and said “You look like a cab driver….you should take me home” and then winked at me. Told him it was a great line and to use it on someone else
1. This charming mofo:
Had a paraplegic guy roll up to me and tell me ‘I’m 6’4” layin’ down’. I was incredibly charmed