10.
4pm: wow i have so much work
5pm: *naps*
7pm: *wakes up*7-11pm: *finds any way to procrastinate*
11pm: "the amount of work college gives me is ridiculous and so unreasonable they have no idea how hard it is to get everything done in such a short time i have a LIFE you know".
— rav (@Doughbvy) April 8, 2018
9.
I put a pita in the toaster oven and my boss was like “what’s that? Smells kinda ethnic” it’s bread James
— whomst’veatlantavegas (@Namastaywoke) April 23, 2018
8.
my roommate bought this sign for our room and she’s been putting up a new vine of the week every week pic.twitter.com/WMXuqQui9y
— alex saw iw (@thunderrmuffin) April 18, 2018
7.
When the wrong number texts me pic.twitter.com/hClW1yDLdP
— not karley ? (@Itskarleytime) April 9, 2018
6.
wow didn’t know a discarded window AC could be relatable pic.twitter.com/C25pWxOtGW
— Amanda Mull (@amandamull) April 9, 2018
5.
When Ke$ha said "brush my teeth with a bottle of jack" which did she mean? pic.twitter.com/uBPbOIpucM
— The_NathanTyo (@nathan_tyo) April 8, 2018
4.
sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order
— SZRP (@trvpism) April 19, 2018
3.
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
$300 – works out
$200 – smart
$400 – smells nice
$70 – has a job
$10 – is a mouse named stuart
$5 – owns a red convertible
$500 – over 6 feet tall— eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) April 23, 2018
2.
Real water drinkers know all water dont taste the same
— yung ting? (@DABOSSCHICKK) April 7, 2018
1.
me whispering into my green tea after taking one sip: ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦˣ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ.. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦ ᵇᵉᵍ
— andile (@INDIEWASHERE) November 13, 2017