31.
when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little “aarf” sound pic.twitter.com/Ru4IqWCIt8
— meech (@_michicuervo) April 6, 2018
30.
— Tony (@BillyJoelOsment) April 26, 2018
29.
This is the best version of this meme pic.twitter.com/QbAzw9ymEk
— Katelyn Burns (@transscribe) April 4, 2018
28.
this is the only reason i want a kid pic.twitter.com/5otRBbSO0H
— maría (@maria_omfg) April 4, 2018
27.
Me as a kid walking into the Scholastic Book Fair with $5 pic.twitter.com/r6bV1DvkmE
— nicolas flamel (@toky0_martian) April 4, 2018
26.
me 30 minutes after I texted my friends I was on my way pic.twitter.com/rfx8v9rrPv
— jonny (@sharkpizza) April 21, 2018
25.
when someone enters the Google Doc with me pic.twitter.com/LOIklhrzKg
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) April 27, 2018
24.
so my school installed a cry closet in the library LMFAOOOOOOOOO what is higher education pic.twitter.com/6rGcJv9qjr
— jacks (@aJackieLarsen) April 24, 2018
23.
Not a fan of the new Harry Potter book pic.twitter.com/eN3tUOM31s
— Helen Ingram (@drhingram) April 22, 2018
22.
i get high on:
⚪️ life
⚪️ drugs
? that part in come on eileen where it slows down and then speeds up
— kam (@grvmpybean) April 24, 2018
21.
If anyone knows anyone hiring let me know pic.twitter.com/irubMmHNFH
— Jake Wilson (@j4kewilson) April 3, 2018
20.
i’m never again sending garrett live videos of our kid moving ? pic.twitter.com/USV7W2gD1O
— baby mal (@wizkahlissa) April 14, 2018
19.
Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 10, 2018
18.
9 year old me when my teacher would confront me about the parent signature on my reading log looking like my own pic.twitter.com/UTthmlNM4m
— adam (@brokeangeI) April 10, 2018
17.
Omfg. pic.twitter.com/mDIeRP5QIq
— kelsey darragh (@kelseydarragh) April 12, 2018
16.
Wish my wages matched up with the lifestyle I want to live x
— Han (@HannahBirrell3) April 8, 2018
15.
[getting urine test results]
You've tested positive for opiates-
ME: probably the bagel I had
-and THC, cocaine, steroids, and also you're pregnant
ME: it was an everything bagel
— Terry F (@daemonic3) April 11, 2018
14.
My piano teacher: *looks at my lock screen* awwww is that you as a baby ??
My lock screen: pic.twitter.com/Vaqr6J5eI8— Diamond (@DiamondBucklei) April 9, 2018
13.
If I tell you I’m 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem.
— John (@pengakoto) April 8, 2018
12.
my dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM pic.twitter.com/T8dJxxEYac
— Audrey Rosenstein (@Audreyrosenstei) April 24, 2018
11.
So I smelled food during my stat lecture, look down and literally see a girl eating steak and lobster…can’t make this stuff up pic.twitter.com/vCTwWrg4lX
— Joey (@JoeyGatto) April 19, 2018