42.
Everyone at home kept watching Netflix using my profile. Messed up all my lists and history… so I renamed “Dad” to “Install Windows Updates Now.” Problem solved. pic.twitter.com/33tpvghLCf
— mike angiulo (@mikeangiulo) April 7, 2018
41.
Me: Bed time
Hotel room: Good luck turning the lights off
Me: Easy. This one
Hotel: No. Bed light
Me: This one?
Hotel: Desk light
Me: This one?
Hotel: LOL You just turned on the curtain lights
Me: WTF? And that light in the wardrobe?
Hotel: 2400lux stadium lighting
Alarm: wake up— William Glenwright (@WillGlenwright) April 10, 2018
40.
WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT MIDSENTENCE pic.twitter.com/N0YUtVVLxG
— goochy gang goochy gang goochy gang goochy gang (@JOCKGOTH) April 1, 2018
39.
when i drop some food on the ground but no one saw pic.twitter.com/HAesePiV8n
— liam (@GALACTICBLING) April 21, 2018
38.
Walking into Target but having no idea what pic.twitter.com/SUCC9cWQ2J
— Navdeep Singh (@Navdizzle) March 30, 2018
37.
Meghan Markle’s dad reading a picture book about england when his daughter is about to marry into the royal family is me cramming before an exam pic.twitter.com/Ifa1I7PKUm
— morgana ✨ (@morg1003) April 4, 2018
36.
me: wow I should really keep my problems off twitter no one cares
me when im having a mental breakdown: pic.twitter.com/iFw9kOSIiJ
— ً (@blindsiren) April 1, 2018
35.
International students at breakfast pic.twitter.com/kPMfT6gT3K
— H (@hasanp_17) April 3, 2018
34.
I turned in my paper to my professor last night and this morning I realized I forgot to change the title…hows your day going? pic.twitter.com/FnornTF00n
— mørgxn (@morgs216) April 25, 2018
33.
me after coming up with one fun fact about myself during an icebreaker pic.twitter.com/pClRf5fBF6
— YEEZY YEEZY WHATS GOOD? ITS YOUR BOY MAX B WHATS G (@thecalebchin) April 6, 2018
32.
Me: “yo where are you guys?”
Friends: “we’re nearly there, save us a seat”
Me: pic.twitter.com/TTxyYEI8r3
— ً (@aishlyx) April 17, 2018