53.
deleting ur story the next morning after about 300 ppl have already seen it cos ur still in denial
— anna (@annamcbrideox) April 7, 2018
52.
my boyfriend was like "you want me to sing you to sleep?" i was like uh you've never sang me to sleep before what's going on here??? and this dude started yodeling like the lil boy from walmart oh my god
— spicyma (@shiku___) April 3, 2018
51.
im crying im so happy for them pic.twitter.com/WNxmnQxswY
— lucas (@lostboy) April 2, 2018
50.
not to brag but this bird just proposed to me pic.twitter.com/ou2sqVbeBD
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) April 11, 2018
49.
When the professor asks a question and you gotta act like you’re reading the board still so he doesn’t call on you pic.twitter.com/frDcWzB1y1
— Soph ? (@sopheezus) April 5, 2018
48.
This boy is a dummy ??♂️??♂️ pic.twitter.com/DXrzGSW2tE
— Cj (@Carlton_IAm) April 3, 2018
47.
It’s the remix to ignition pic.twitter.com/EXOo7Xx3Yh
— Bret D (@BretJett_) April 8, 2018
46.
I’m in Target right now and I just overhead a woman tell her daughter, “Come on baby. Daddy will be home around 8:30 and we have to beat him there to hide all the clothes we are buying.” I 110% think I just saw a glimpse of my future
— Lexi Stover (@L_Stovee) April 6, 2018
45.
So my dads telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me Laura, which if you say it in a Vietnamese accent it’s lau-ra, which means “long time to come out”…IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN
— Lâu Ra (@melaurale) April 8, 2018
44.
me and my friends hanging out pic.twitter.com/I4qZ5gn1sY
— lizzie (@lizziewaymouth) April 2, 2018
43.
If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits."
— A Tender Beefsteak (@TenderBeefsteak) April 3, 2018