We’ve all gone down an hours-long Wikipedia wormhole before. You begin by looking up the pre-production info for season three of Gilmore Girls and next thing you know you’re somehow six paragraphs deep into Hannibal’s march through the Alps to attack Rome.
Believe it or not, there are Wikipedia pages you couldn’t even dream of existing. Fortunately, the fine folks of Buzzfeed Community submitted their own favorite obscure Wikipedia pages. Grab a drink or maybe a whole bottle, this is a fun ride.
1. High Five
It’s amazing to think that one day someone woke up and thought to write a whole page dedicated to the history of high fives. Bonus points for including some hilariously awkward pictures demonstrating the “too slow” ~variation~.
2. The Gävle Goat
The Wikipedia article for the Gävle goat reveals a remarkable tale of survival that spans over 50 years. It was first erected in
1966, but has since become famous for being burned to the ground by arson attacks almost every year. In total the goat has been destroyed 37 times with the most recent being in 2016. Let’s pray that it’s not destroyed at the end of this year.
3. Toast Sandwich
This is easily the
most bland dish I’ve ever heard of. It’s literally just bread filled with a slice of buttered toast. That’s it, and somehow it’s managed to cop an entire Wikipedia page.
4. Stubbs
Most mayors don’t demand belly rubs, take long unexpected naps, or will only drink water from a wine glass that has a hint of catnip in it. But then most mayors aren’t cats, and although the position was only honorary, Stubbs held the title in Talkeetna, Alaska until his death in 2017.
5. List Of People Who Died On The Toilet
The number of people on this page is surprisingly high and includes names like Elvis Presley and Catherine the Great.
6. Paris Syndrome
When things aren’t what you expect, it can be pretty disappointing. But for some Japanese tourists, the realisation that the city of Paris is far from the idealistic, picturesque images seen in Hollywood movies can be psychologically damaging. Sounds unreal, right?! But it’s a legitimate condition that has been documented in psychiatric journals.
7. Potoooooooo
You think there would be a more interesting story behind the name of this horse, but really it was just a stable boy trying to funny. The name stuck and here we have Potoooooooo, who actually ended up winning 30 races. Good on you, Potoooooooo.
8. List Of Animals With Fraudulent Diplomas
If you think an animal receiving a diploma was surprising enough, wait until you read about the actual circumstances in which they received their credentials. Take Colby Nolan, for example, a house cat who was awarded a MBA by Trinity Southern University, which then led to an expensive and turbulent fraud lawsuit.
9. Mariko Aoki Phenomenon
Ever walked into a bookstore and suddenly had the urge to poop? Personally I haven’t, but the Mariko Aoki phenomenon, which was coined by a Japanese woman in 1985, refers to that exact feeling.
10. Toilet Paper Orientation
Yes, there is an entire Wikipedia page, including multiple survey results, based on toilet paper orientation. There’s even arguments raised for both “under” and “over” in case you ever feel the need to debate this controversial point of difference.