15 Ridiculous Facts That Will Make You Stop & Think ‘What The F**K?’

Prepare to be shook.

Sit back, get cozy, and enjoy being incredibly uncomfortable for the duration of this article.

 #1: This is currently the youngest and by far the oldest you will ever be.

If you really think about it, You will never be younger than you are at this very moment.

 #2: Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner will start to eat you.

Can we say karma?

#3: It would take 100 years to watch every video on Youtube.

300K Videos are uploaded on Youtube daily. Do the math, I dare you.

#4: If you really think about it, the brain basically named itself.

#5: On Jupiter and Saturn it rains diamonds.

Apparently, Scientists believe that a mixture of Methane, Carbon, and Lighting in the atmosphere causes diamonds to be formed on both of these planets.

#6: The chance of you dying on the way to get lottery tickets is actually greater than your chance of winning.

#7:The oldest person on Earth was born closer to the signing of the United States Constitution than to today.

Violet Brown was born in 1900, exactly 117 years ago. The Constitution was signed in 1787 which is 113 years ago from today.

#8: When your mother was born, she was already carrying the egg that would become you.

#9: 54 million people alive right now will be dead within 12 months.

Well that’s encouraging.

#10: Strawberries aren’t actually berries but Banana’s and Avocado’s are.

Strawberries actually come from a single flower with more than one ovary, which in return makes them a aggregate fruit. An actual “Berry” is a fruit that comes from a flower with one ovary and usually has several seeds.

#11: The inventor of the Pringles can, was cremated and buried in a Pringles can.

Fredric J. Bauer- The man who designed the notorious Pringles can, was so proud of himself that his ashes were buried in one of the cans.

#12: In the amount of time Queen Elizabeth II has been alive, the United States has had 16 presidents.

What is she using?

#13: The Pentagon has a plan for combating a zombie apocalypse.

And why are we left out of this equation? Because I would love to be included in that particular predicament.

#14: Cotton Candy was invented by a dentist

William Morrison and John C. Warton introduced the world to Cotton Candy AKA “Fairy Floss” in 1897.

#15: Betty White is older than Sliced Bread

Sliced bread came into our lives in 1928 and God graced us with Betty White in 1922.