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HOT GIRL AT WORK: I saw Death Of A Salesman last night & I really loved it
ME: [trying to impress her] I’ve murdered 7 pizza delivery guys
— Guy Incognito (@ShutUpThatsWho) April 24, 2017
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When you can’t really tell if someone is into you or not pic.twitter.com/DbtK9mCstQ
— sarcasm (@autocorrects) October 11, 2015
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[stares at the eclipse]
Eclipse – “I have a boyfriend”— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 20, 2017