21. Pepper Spray.
Nothing says power like a bright pink can of pepper spray.
22. Office Supplies.
Perfect for stapling my pink, perfumed resume like Elle Woods.
23. Vegetables.
Diva salads with a little bit of attitude–day made!
24. Laxatives.
But women don’t poop!
25. Lighters.
Finally, a lighter to go with my scented candles.
26. Umbrellas.
Because women should look like drowned rats in the rain, obviously.
27. Batteries.
10/10x they last longer than a man.