27 Things They’re Finally Making For Women

21. Pepper Spray.


Nothing says power like a bright pink can of pepper spray.

22. Office Supplies.

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Perfect for stapling my pink, perfumed resume like Elle Woods.

23. Vegetables.


Diva salads with a little bit of attitude–day made!

24. Laxatives.


But women don’t poop!

25. Lighters.


Finally, a lighter to go with my scented candles.

26. Umbrellas.

O RLY? #unnecessarilygendereditems

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Because women should look like drowned rats in the rain, obviously.

27. Batteries.

I guess gendered batteries are a thing now?

10/10x they last longer than a man.