For 25 years, I’ve been living my life completely unaware that everyday items are only for men to use. Apparently, the beer I have been drinking, the tools I have been using, and even the everyday supplies I use for graduate school are all for men. How was I to know I had to spend twice as much on things than men to just because they are for me? Thank the Lord that society has finally decided to differentiate the products that are no longer just for men. What did we ever do to deserve this? 2018 is obviously the year for women.
1. Shampoo.
Who knew I am just an apricot–I had no idea until this very moment.
2.
Thank God I won’t have to use those manly black and blue ink ones anymore–my notes will look gorgeous just like me!!!!
3. Bathroom signs.
ah, the classic gender binary : men and shoes pic.twitter.com/CXTZ15xsYz
— amol (@guitarizt) April 17, 2017
Ah, yes, women are just inanimate objects that both genders wear normally, makes so much sense.
4.
Because I truly need to lift weights in sparkly-style.
5.
Does this beer make me look like a boss b*tch yet?
6.
Finally, a tool set to help me fix my broken nail.
7. A Globe.
See the world through the eyes of a female–it’s like a flat-Earther.
8. Books.
@everydaysexism Books in Harrods children's section pic.twitter.com/bOlCA2c0
— Paul O'Neill (@MrPauloneill) February 7, 2013
Who knew that I was only allowed to be gorgeous and not clever? This makes life 10x easier to navigate.
9. Cheese.
AND it’s reduced fat?!? Score!
10. Scotch Tape.
So you’re telling me all this time I’ve been using men’s scotch tape.