11. Baby Onesies.
As seen at NYU Bookstore. @jezebel pic.twitter.com/LTuH7I1BV1
— Holly M. Johnson (@NameWithNumber) April 2, 2015
Glad to see that girls are taught to hate their bodies before they can even walk!
12. Guitars.
Is this why I’m struggling to learn guitar?
13. Snack Mix.
Gender-specific almonds and cashews are a thing of the future.
14. Charging Cables.
KA-BLING, KA-CHING!
15. Bread.
I wonder if it’ll go stale as fast as regular old men’s bread.
16. Earplugs.
Specifically designed to block out your husband’s annoying snoring at night!
17. Hemorrhoid Medicine.
I wonder what men’s preparation H wipes smell like–certainly not flowers!
18. Cake.
Finally–camouflage in girly colors!!!
19. Energy Drinks.
If Redbull gives you wings, I wonder what “her” gives you.
20. Weights.
Ugh finally, those black weights at the gym were so last season.