31.
BOSS: You ok?
ME: Yeah, why?
BOSS: You have a sign that says “2 Days Without Being Annoyed”
[maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]— Political Science PhD (@InternetHippo) February 10, 2016
32.
https://twitter.com/myboots111/status/743118222556286977
33.
https://twitter.com/krismuscookie/status/695641025172230149
34.
https://twitter.com/DaddyJew/status/715959707500994560
35.
I photoshopped myself into a photo booth strip a coworker had on her desk and replaced it. And now we wait… pic.twitter.com/5WrRoUn7cV
— Max Miller (@ohhelloitsmax) April 1, 2016
36.
ugh hate the auto-flush on the office bathroom toilet. always goes off before i'm even finished taking my nap
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) September 29, 2014
37.
My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.
— Svenn Amish (@amishschool) December 20, 2012
38.
https://twitter.com/gaynorlsimpson/status/537529590613549057
39.
https://twitter.com/Younghuevona/status/921174502104616960
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we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it
— official game glenna (@glenna_opt) June 20, 2012