21.
https://twitter.com/be_yourownhero/status/532936877662539776
22.
90% of my job is squinting at my monitor when somebody walks by so it looks like I'm concentrating on some work.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 28, 2016
23.
“I want to hate my life in a different building” – person looking for a new job
— Political Science PhD (@InternetHippo) January 21, 2016
24.
*drives motorized scooter into meeting I'm late for, around the conference table, and out the door*
— Mrs. Donald Darko (@LadyBroseph) August 5, 2015
25.
my boss: [whispering into my coffin] "you haven't submitted your timesheet"
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) February 3, 2016
26.
[arrives an hour late for meeting, stands outside glass door & messes my hair up a bit]
Sorry, I'm late. I fucken hate it here.— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 23, 2016
27.
https://twitter.com/Gooooats/status/696736961109753856
28.
I like to lightheartedly tell my coworkers, "Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee!" And then I never get coffee.
— Julia Johns (@heyJuliaJohns) March 11, 2015
29.
Shout out to my coworkers for having a conversation about salsa dancing that reminded me I didn't have my earbuds in.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 22, 2016
30.
https://twitter.com/christichiello/status/663741128722788352