11.
https://twitter.com/jessmisener/status/870347790882189312
12.
Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate
— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) October 26, 2017
13.
https://twitter.com/KadijahChloee/status/879688275522457600
14.
https://twitter.com/pinupteacher/status/583812116764823552
15.
Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home?
Me: I don't even think about work at work.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 18, 2016
16.
https://twitter.com/girlwithnojob/status/908462607182499840
17.
every time i reply to an e-mail, i sound like a civil war widow:
"Apologies for the slow reply. 'Twas a long and trying winter and life has been naught but a constant chain of struggle and despair. Please excuse my idleness during these troubled times…"
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) February 12, 2018
18.
[Doctors appointment]
Me: It hurts when I go like this. *gets up and leaves and goes to work*
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) January 12, 2016
19.
[break room]
coworker: what's for lunch?
me: [eating] food, generally
cw: no, I mean what are you having?
me: an unwanted conversation
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) March 4, 2016
20.
Boss: mike
Boss: Mike
Boss: Mike Ginn
Me: whaaa sorry was just… doing an email pic.twitter.com/fEj5YN98RE— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) January 13, 2016