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Being alone on pancake day is far worse than being alone on Valentine's day because nothing is sadder than flipping a pancake in silence.
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) February 17, 2015
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Fun Valentine's Day Tip: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could get a pitcher of beer and a dozen wings. Prob even pay for parking too
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 4, 2016
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Being single on Valentine's Day is pretty much what Al Gore feels like on Presidents Day
— Migrant Twerker (@SortaBad) February 16, 2015
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Valentine's Day. Much like death, it approaches.
— Nevercake (@Nevercake) February 13, 2018