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NIGHT BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY, PRE-KID: [gets waxed, buys lingerie, orders chocolate-covered strawberries] *texts husband* ready for tomorrow babe?
POST-KID: [drinks wine while begging son to write names of all 24 of his classmates on SpongeBob cards] FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF
— ?VALentine ? (@ValeeGrrl) February 13, 2018
12.
If you're single on Valentine's Day you're allowed to have two dinners right?
— mitchell davis (@mmitchelldaviss) February 6, 2016
13.
Valentine's Day really separates the men from the boys, and then separates me from both of them in a third location
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 15, 2015
14.
Gearing up for yet another Valentine's night of complete & total romance pic.twitter.com/wXu3i1qGRI
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) February 15, 2015
15.
me knowing im single af and dont have to buy any valentines gifts pic.twitter.com/eZ4WxMEWzj
— Lisa Simpson (@tbhIisa) February 3, 2017
16.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
My high school boyfriend cheated on me.
Now I have trust issues. Thanks, Brian.— caprice crane (@capricecrane) February 14, 2015
17.
CW: Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day!!!!
Me: pic.twitter.com/mXJOpa9QY4
— ? Safe Space Assassin ? (@Twtercide) February 13, 2018
18.
When your girl hears you've got nothing planned for Valentine's day ? pic.twitter.com/Zq7psuDAn7
— Bless (@wati_) February 13, 2018
19.
“Screw Valentine’s Day, pancake day is where it’s at.”
In other words:
“I am extremely sour that I have no one to spend valentines with so I will stuff my face with pancakes and hope it numbs the pain.”
— Baz (@justbazzzz) February 13, 2018
20.
Aww, my Valentine* brought me a gift**
*pizza guy
**pizza that I paid for— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 14, 2015