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let's create a group chat with all the single people on Valentine's Day and we can roast cringey couples ?
— Adam Waithe⚜️ (@AdamWaithe) February 12, 2017
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Remember for Valentine's Day, massage her, oil her up, lay her out, spread tomato sauce on, sprinkle some cheese, put in oven, pizza's ready
— The Drunk Jake (@TheDrunkJake) February 10, 2017
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Cash me in my bed on Valentine's Day watching Netflix waiting on the chocolate to go to 50% off at Walmart, how bow dah!!!!
— Allie Toler (@alliectoler) February 9, 2017