One time when I was 14 I straddled a huge Scooby-Doo I won at Kings Island and road him to Kingdom Cum. I only got to do it once though because I busted him open. I was cleaning up that weird foam filler for weeks.
Battery operated 90s squiggle pen. Also this weird pedicure machine thing my mom had that was basically a vibrator with detachable heads? Some of the heads were very soft plastic with grooves. Not sure what you’d actually use them for.
I found a finished roll of one of those sticky lint removers, and the handle was pretty phallic shaped. To keep it even smoother and easier to use I took a rubber glove and put one of the fingers over the handle and just tied the rest around the non usable portion.
It worked pretty well when I was 16 until I finally got the courage to just go buy a real dildo.