The two different peoples experiences from the same day are both hilarious. From the husband talking about how smooth he is to his wife adamantly proclaiming how much of a dumbass he can be. The best line out of both stories is “A year, or so later my boss hosted a Christmas party for the company at her newly-built home. My best friend, Jennie, was my +1.” We can’t blame you in the slightest. Apparently, this hilarious story had Reddit laughing and contemplating the best move to make if you find yourself in a similar situation. Now everyone can be prepared next time you feel the need to throw a complete steak out the window.
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