Unfortunately when taking the official photo the picture person doesn't let me snarl my lip. But I'm snarling them with my eyes.
— Jono Zalay (@JonoZalay) January 10, 2018
Also- CURVEBALL! I have to take a written driving test! Did u know you're not allowed to park in front of your own driveway? But I said u could because FUCK THE GOVERNMENT and I barely passed.
— Jono Zalay (@JonoZalay) January 10, 2018
Anyway. ID gets mailed in 2 weeks but for the next couple months my hair is gonna be a little extra so be cool about it.
— Jono Zalay (@JonoZalay) January 10, 2018
I got a punk drivers license even tho I am NOT a punk but it is a prank on the lame government so technically I AM a punk?! pic.twitter.com/bJuOCc6CcU
— Jono Zalay (@JonoZalay) January 10, 2018
Zalay’s good-natured prank quickly went viral and made him the toast of social media.