Phase 4: Aaron Carter becomes a birthday clown after his solo album tanks. pic.twitter.com/OIZlyUrYuK
— Jono Zalay (@JonoZalay) January 10, 2018
Phase 5: CHAPPiE's biological father pic.twitter.com/00K30gBqiY
— Jono Zalay (@JonoZalay) January 10, 2018
Phase 666 (final phase): Not just a prodigy, I'm THE PRODIGY. pic.twitter.com/y51CYxY5vW
— Jono Zalay (@JonoZalay) January 10, 2018
When processing my paperwork, the DMV employee comments, "well you're gonna need a new photo, you look nothing like your last California ID." She is referring to this one: pic.twitter.com/OPurD2W80Z
— Jono Zalay (@JonoZalay) January 10, 2018