People Are Sharing The Awkward Way Their Parents Gave Them ‘The Birds And Bees’ Talk

School helps–not.

11 . The whole 5th grade class got the talk on the same day. Being a Catholic school, it consisted mostly of “DON’T HAVE SEX, IT’S A SIN. Also, here’s a diagram of a penis and uterus.”

Does everyone’s dad have a porn stash?

I never got one … But I did find my dad’s VHS tapes.

Welp, I need a drink. This was all just a little bit too much. Was your talk anything like this? Or did your parents spare you? Let us know in the comments below!