Some parents wimped out. BOO! C’mon this is core parenting. Wtf Susan.
never got the talk. although i do remember when i was 15 asking my mom why she’s never given me ‘the talk’ and she nearly passed out at the notion. her reaction was something like slamming on the brakes (yes, we were in a car) “DO WE NEED TO HAVE THAT TALK?!”. i said no, laughed, and we never spoke of it again. mom is extremely modest and a bit naive.
If you’ve never gotten the talk, the OP sums it up #sexeducation
Well U/RaceChinese. When a man and a woman love each other very much, sometimes the man puts his penis in the womans vagina. Sometimes this gets boring, so the man will put his penis in her butt.
Sometimes he will request that she taze him in the balls, or kick his scrotum repeatedly.
Sometimes a woman will have seven men all do this to her at the same time but that’s not really love, it’s a little harder to explain. You’ll have to ask your mom about that one.
Just a nice father-son genital cleaning moment! Aww
I was recently circumsized when i was 11 then, so my dad cleans my dick for me. He notices the penis has grown a little big and he said “Your penis got bigger, did u know girls like big penises?” And i ask why and he reply.
He tells this incident to my mom which i overheard. And they both laugh and during that time i didnt understand what it meant. But now i get it and just feel WTF everytime i recall that event. It feels really uncomfortable for me when sharing those kinds of “things” in the family.