fixerofthings:
A girl who caught me looking at her very toned legs in jeans.
Her: “Whatcha looking at?”
Me: Sorry your legs look great in those jeans.
Her: You should see me without them.
ME: Why would you take off your legs?
Zevile:
“do you wanna come over for a cup of coffee and a blowjob?” in a text message if that counts
middleagenotdead:
In college once, I had a waitress at the late night dinner, give me her number on a napkin with a note that she wanted to see if the bulge in my pants was as big as it looked. God, that makes me hot thinking about it 25 year later. What a night that was!
