Just send him a hot selfie…”Whoops! Wrong person.”
Use a little bit of literature:
Marry him and then fake your own death. Waste his time the Shakespeare way. #WasteHisTime2018— Buse Tanir (@BuseTanir) December 29, 2017
You must not know ’bout me.
Let him move in then change the locks. #WasteHisTime2018— Dez (@Im_Rly_Selfish) December 28, 2017