11.
"Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."
"I'm here for my appointment"
"Did you book in with Karen first?"
"No?"
"Please leave, I'm very busy."— Porne of the Dead 🎃 (@AudreyPorne) March 20, 2015
12.
[schmoozing at fancy dinner]
me: im a private investigator
wife: you're allowed to say gynaecologist, keith
me: people are eating, linda— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) November 19, 2014
13.
https://twitter.com/queenreedxoxo/status/892362013896323072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjakelaycock%2F26-of-the-best-shut-up-carol-tweets-youll-ever-1un3f
14.
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"
Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017
15.
When you are jamming out to Disney songs and the lady in the car next to you is laughing at you, like shut up Carol who do you think you are
— Austin (@ireallylazy33) August 31, 2016