The Wildest Things Doctors Pulled Out Of Vaginas And Penises In 2017

1. A little screw

2. A sharp toy

3. four inch long metal sex toy

4. Plastic spoon

5. Piece of a domino

6. Piece of plastic shampoo bottle

7. Paperclip

“Patient put paperclip through urethra and punctured through shaft of penis”

8. Coaxial cable

Remember guys and gals: If you get anything lodged in any of your holes, SEEK IMMEDIATE HELP! It may be embarrassing, but at least it won’t kill you.