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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
— josh (fiendlord99) (@oldfriend99) November 18, 2017
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The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
— Joe West (@joejwest) September 9, 2014
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[sinister narrator voice] sometimes… you don't want to get better pic.twitter.com/5jJWTDaaze
— allison (@girlinabasement) November 28, 2017
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https://twitter.com/rudy_mustang/status/714867479567314944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbeckybarnicoat%2Ftweets-youll-only-find-funny-if-you-have-a-dark-sense-of
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Just found this massive syringe at my local park, right beside where the kids play football. Absolutely disgusting. pic.twitter.com/NBgRuVNppg
— John Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) June 7, 2015