6.
me: [pointing gun in air] "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY"
girl: "dude, this is a library"
me: "oh" [screwing on a silencer] "ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶫᶦˢᵗᵉᶰ ᵘᵖ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃ ʳᵒᵇᵇᵉʳʸ"— k e i t h ?? (@KeetPotato) November 28, 2017
7.
At my funeral, I want the organist to start playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" really slowly, until everyone is staring at the coffin in dread
— Brandon Carbaugh (@BMCarbaugh) June 4, 2017
8.
Autocorrect saved my job again pic.twitter.com/NHEfpCF2RL
— Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) June 27, 2016
9.
me: hi do you take walk-ins
the morgue: what
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) June 20, 2017
10.
Pac Man is in a bad place these days. pic.twitter.com/ZXite8thGQ
— Jon Rowlandson (@jonrowlandson) August 2, 2015