Some people on Twitter are geniuses. They come up with hilarious clap backs, good responses, and sometimes really savage jokes. While they’re dirty, evil, and uncalled for, we can’t help but laugh deep down in our black, dark soul.
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i pulled out my insulin pump in class and sarah leans over and goes “is that the new iphone 10!?”. fuck u sarah it’s diabetes
— Jake Hullinger (@_LitRomney) December 5, 2017
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i was so high that i thought gpa meant grade point average and then i realized she meant her grandpa who is dead pic.twitter.com/Uyw1P9KK3Z
— james (@anuscosgrove) February 21, 2016
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I still think this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/J7ckeGEQNV
— Ruthanne Reid (@RuthanneReid) December 4, 2017
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Put this in your pocket when you go to get baptised pic.twitter.com/0Rogo2ZYEE
— meme god (@MEMESG0D) August 1, 2017
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Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks.
"Congrats" on your baby.
Congrats on "your" baby.
Congrats on your "baby".— Bread Savage? (@papasuncle) July 23, 2017