This is genius…on so many levels….
Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line” Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
This is a Bob-trocity:
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
Divorce her.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
One…or two?
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One… or two?
Can’t go wrong with a dog joke.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.