Short And Sweet Jokes That Are Guaranteed To Get A Laugh Every Single Time

Found the commie.

Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them

u/-georgie

GET IT???

I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.

Lol this is cute:

Why don’t ants get sick?

Because they have little antybodies.

u/bonanzoid

So stupid. So funny.

A man walks into a library and orders fish and chips.

The librarian says, “this is a library.”

The man, says, “oh. Sorry.” (Then in a whisper) “I’d like some fish and chips.”

Man she really sticks with he grudges, huh.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

u/PTSDPillowGuy