Short And Sweet Jokes That Are Guaranteed To Get A Laugh Every Single Time

I literally LOL’d:

My friends say there’s a gay guy in our circle of friends… I really hope it’s Todd, he’s cute.

u/-917-

How do you make water holy? You boil the hell out of it.

How does a rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

u/P3rr0

This is the joke that never ends…

My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”

u/DinosRoar1

ADMIT IT YOU LAUGHED.

I’ve been told I’m condescending.

(that means I talk down to people)

u/iblinkyoublink

I don’t get this joke but I’m stealing it.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

u/auran98