I literally LOL’d:
My friends say there’s a gay guy in our circle of friends… I really hope it’s Todd, he’s cute.
How do you make water holy? You boil the hell out of it.
How does a rabbi make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
This is the joke that never ends…
My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”
ADMIT IT YOU LAUGHED.
I’ve been told I’m condescending.
(that means I talk down to people)
I don’t get this joke but I’m stealing it.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.