One of the greatest tools you can have in your arsenal is a couple of really good, clean, and unoffensive short jokes. It’s scientifically proven that people like you more if you can make them laugh. We have Reddit user u/scarlett_j to thank for all these amazing jokes after she asked What’s a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time? Reddit did not disappoint.
Ok you have to have the most basic possible understanding of the Spanish language to understand this one (or have ever listened to The Offspring’s “Pretty Fly”):
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “uno, dos…” poof. He disappeared without a tres.
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This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
A really good really bad joke:
-Have you heard of Murphy’s Law
-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
-What’s about Cole’s law?
-No
-It’s a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
Wow it even works in text.
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
Now this one is just Goofy:
The Secret Service just had to change protocol for when the president is in danger. Instead of yelling “get down!”, they have to yell “Donald, duck!”