36.
Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?
Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.
Parents: It's those pesky iPhones
— Parker (@panoparker) November 28, 2017
37.
Said “sorry for the wait” to customer today and she turned around and said “no you’re not”. you know what you’re right
— stephanie france (@Stephfrancex) November 26, 2017