11.
wife: Do that thing I like
me *uses a coaster*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 30, 2017
12.
[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?
— brent (@murrman5) July 3, 2017
13.
"you're so quiet" actually i never shut the fuck up around people i am comfortable with but you are not one of those people
— sami (@ezekielfiguero) July 20, 2017
14.
do you ever need a break from the internet except the internet is where you work and live
— sophy ziss (@sophyish) November 29, 2017
15.
I'm gonna be 89 years old in a retirement home and still be traumatized when I see back to school commercials
— dana ✨ (@ahhdanaa) July 27, 2017