13. Next time, just stay in the car u/ravekitt…
Couple weeks ago, went to the store with my SO. He pulled into the parking spot well between the lines. Guy parked next to him was right on the line. As we’re getting out of the car the guy comes out the store and says to us “Got all that room” even though he’s the one on the line. Boyfriend responds “learn how to park next time” and we walk in the store. Come back out and the guy has scraped our car with his door.
14. This dude might just win the award for biggest douche?
15. Guys, don’t ever do this:
A guy hit on me, and within 30 seconds mentioned his salary. Thank god my friend was in the bathroom, I was bailed out quickly.
16. u/mjcornett on how to be a good friend:
My ex-best friend cheated on her boyfriend of two years and after she told him, he forgave because he just is that good of a guy. She broke up with him anyways and then proceeded to lead him on while dating other people.
One night after her new guy wasn’t answering the phone, she went and picked this ex up. While they were in the car, the new guy calls and she takes her ex back and drops him back where she picked him up.
We stopped being friends because of the way she treated him.
EDIT: Wow, I love how my most popular post is about this! For those of you asking if I’m dating him, i’m actually in a three year relationship of my own. That was another thing that drove us apart. When I told her i wasn’t okay with it, she responded with, “Why? I wouldn’t care if you broke blank’s heart.” Talking about my boyfriend. I told her I wish she would. In my opinion, friends are there to tell you if you are fucking up – not to be a yes man to every thing you do.
17. Good work, u/Blue-eyed-lightning:
I was at my local book store on Black Friday and they had a bunch of books autographed by different authors. I really wanted a signed copy of Bruce Dickinson’s new autobiography, so I was the very first person in line. The woman behind me wanted a signed copy of Neil Gaiman’s new book. (They only had 10 copies) She had driven over 3 hours to get one of these books. So as soon as the doors open I run over to get my book, but right on my heels is a little old man who runs over to the Neil Gaiman books and grabs all 10 of them.
The woman who came all this was clearly upset, so I went over to the guy and half jokingly said “You know those are all copies of the same book” He scoffs at me and says “Stupid kid, you have no idea how much these sell for on EBay” I just got more irritated and said “I know what these are worth, this is my nicer was of saying you are being a greedy dick” He just looked shocked anyone called him out. An employee came over and informed him that it was only one signed book per a customer. He eventually stomps off with one copy of the book and the woman got her copy. I was interested in getting another signed book by a different author and asked if I could get multiple copies as long as they where different books. He just laughs and says, ”Oh there wasn’t actually a limit. He was just being a giant asshole and I didn’t want him to get all those books”