There are a lot of bad people in the world. Cruel and evil monstrous people, like child abusers and murderers. There are also a lot of douchebags in the world, which are just really really sh*tty jerks with overblown egos. They are rude. They are moronic. They make you wonder what exactly in life made them so completely awful.
A recent AskReddit thread asked, “What is the douchiest thing you’ve seen someone do?” We’ve pulled the 17 best/worst answers:
1. This is actually brilliant, u/higuita1:
This old lady was checking to see if her ballpen would work. She tried test writing on the shirt of the girl in line ahead of her
2. If you don’t have enough time to wait at a red light but you have enough time to yell at a senior citizen, you are a douche.
Saw this guy run a red light and almost hit an old man on the cross walk. He stops his car to yell at the old man for getting in his way, the old man gave him the finger. This guy gets out of his car and starts squaring up. It is 5pm on a busy road and his car is blocking two lanes. After 15 seconds of yelling at this old guy he decides it was enough and gets back to his car and peels out.
3. Was the lady in u/nebulize‘s story raised in a barn?
In high school my best friend and I won tickets to a sneak preview of Super Bad, the theater was super packed and some promo guy came out with a cardboard box of swag, handed some stuff out and set it down and walked away. This lady from the front row grabbed the whole box and sat down with it in her lap while the whole theater booed her and she left.
4. This dude is the definition of douche:
Nothing too crazy but I was third in line at a gas station to pay when the customer at the register drops a $5 bill or whatever out of his pocket when he goes to pay. The douche in front of me puts his foot on the bill so when the first guy leaves, he can clean up. So when the first guy turns to leave I say, “Hey man, you dropped some cash”. The look on the second guys face as he moves his foot to reveal the money was wonderful. I felt like a hero that day.
5. A+ for the booth dude, though:
Worked at a festival next to a funnel cake booth. Nice dude drops a 50 for the next 10 people in line to each get a free cake. Two people take their free cakes gratefully, but the third is a middle aged bitch with a sour face. She wants all of the remaining 8 funnel cakes for herself alone. The dude in the booth told her no and wouldn’t even give her one if she bought it, but for real, the fact she even tried is douchey as fuck.