11. Nah, I’ll give that a hard pass.
12. Just don’t Google how to make one.
13. Lots of pineapples for this restaurant?
14. I’ve been in this game for years. I got this.
15. I’m hoping they didn’t take the advice
16. Eh, I have enough friends.
17. This has to be the most canceled Uber driver in history.
18. Oh yeah, I like my chairs extra creepy.
19. Is it? Is it really?
20. Return to sender.