LOLOL. Love your little skeptic.
Similarly, in 2nd grade, my daughter's response to a personal essay assignment was, “I do not like to share personal details.” 🤣🤣 She is my “spicy child.”
— CK Johnson BLM 🌻🟧 (@CKJohnsonBk) December 3, 2017
My son was 3 when he told other children in his nursery class that Santa was invented by Coca Cola. He also said if he had to believe in a god it would be the Greek gods because they are more interesting. Sorry…
— Su Butcher 💚 (@SuButcher) December 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/CVFry/status/937738383950057472
Here’s a behavior response from one of your middle schoolers to his behavior reflection…. pic.twitter.com/DT67YvZjee
— Becca A (@idkmybffbecca) December 4, 2017
Others were just stoked on the savagery of this kid’s Santa drag:
https://twitter.com/rebeccaallen/status/937469316840144896
https://twitter.com/emeraldskies/status/937776816823177216
Name withheld juuuuuuuuuust in case…
— Darryn M. Briggs (@darryn_briggs) December 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/KANtext/status/937499171115876352
“Your life is empty. You don’t know the troubles I’ve had.” Future country song writer. 😂
— tarahammond (@wandtande) December 4, 2017
That’s hysterical. I feel like these are Proto-Johnny Cash style lyrics
— Kyle Judah (@KyleJudah) December 4, 2017
We sincerely hope that wherever Santa is, he’s not feeling too much of an existential crisis. Chin up, ole St. Nick.