Listen. Pizza is at the top of the literal food chain and as such, must be treated with the utmost respect. Those who offend the sanctity of pizza must pay for their sins via exposing themselves to the entire world via this post. The following lists the most disrespectful things done to pizza in 2017:
1. This pizza baby reveal:
2. This pizza slicing:
3. This absolute pizza monstrosity:
4. Whoever delivered this pizza needs to be fired immediately:
5. Whatever TF happened here:
6. This milk-dipped pizza:
7. This Christmas-ification of pizza:
8. This Kit-Katted up pizza:
