If there’s one thing that Parks and Rec taught me, it’s simple: Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. We all know that while money is the motive, we can buy as many pizzas we want with all the dolla’ dolla’ bills we make.
One stripper knows this all too well when she stopped mid-dance to enjoy a beautiful slice of pizza–while still working the pole. Girl, this takes skills and we applaud you to no end.
The stripper, who was identified as Lily Moon, was captured on camera performing at Jumbos Clown Room in Hollywood, California. Moon slow dances around the pole and drops it hella low just so she can sit back and enjoy her slice.
She’s out here living her best life pic.twitter.com/1Jh0DjFein
— ???? ??? ???????? ?? ???? 51 (@corafine) April 15, 2018
The girl is really out here living her best life. Twitter, of course, couldn’t get enough.
I aspire to be this unbothered for the remainder of 2018 tbh
— Diego (@IH8UHEUX) April 16, 2018
you’re literally my spirit animal lol ily
— 赤ちゃん (@urfavcrybaby) April 17, 2018
You Are My Hero
— Perhaps It’s You Podcast (@PerhapsItsYou) April 16, 2018
The hero we’ve all needed
— Tommy (@AlmostDeadInGA) April 16, 2018
All I’ve been wanting to know is it looked like you got nailed in the face with that stack, did you bc you didn’t even flinch
— ⚔Cpt. Lone Wolf (@shredlifeausten) April 16, 2018
Your video was the highlight of my week. Thank you!
— Stephanie M (@smadronia) April 16, 2018
Living life your way cool
— Sean Howard (@sjhoward37) April 16, 2018
my new hero.
— Jordan Sellers (@jordsels) April 16, 2018