Everyone had a laugh.
With the ropes attached to the headboard pic.twitter.com/rGVnNsjltS
— caleb? (@FvCKRvCISM) November 21, 2017
She’s a restless sleeper and uses those to stay put
— Jared McNeece (@JaredMcneece) November 21, 2017
Each person places one hand in the rope. It prevents them from rolling over into each other and disrupting sleep. It’s an old hack from the 60’s.
— Aaron Garcia (@Garshmania) November 21, 2017
Sent a similar text to my mom, we've been dating ever since ?
— reinhart (@reinharttttt) November 22, 2017
tell her you hang flashlights from it when you watch spooky movies for added effect
— yo delilah my guy (@pinksostuckup) November 21, 2017
Bruh say you’re setting up a hammock… works every time
— R&R (@DaRomeyRome) November 22, 2017
Y’all need Jesus.
My gram cleaned my room when I went on vacation & found my box of butt plugs ?
— ℑℽŊℕ? (@ZaviaRising) November 21, 2017
My mom found my kit once and asked if it was stuff for our dog and tried to take it outside and I almost had a fucking heart attack.
— ?ya mums a hoe? (@_ureverydaycunt) November 21, 2017
But don’t worry, Vallance’s mom would only have seen the ropes if she’d clicked on the picture to open it, which as we know, moms never do. Lucky break.
Luckily she didn’t click the picture to see the ropes ? pic.twitter.com/jtmp5FNiRl
— Maison Vallance (@WhiteKidCanJump) November 21, 2017
what if she’s asking to borrow the ropes
— q verguenza (@aloepapi) November 21, 2017
Oh, and if you’re CURIOUS or ASKING FOR A FRIEND, these are the only things you need to set up your own, err, hammock:
Home Depot family. The hooks are $1.20 a piece and the rope was $15 for 100 feet. Cut it in 10 foot sections with 1 30 foot section.
— Maison Vallance (@WhiteKidCanJump) November 21, 2017
Get y’all a headboard, 2 hitch rings, and some rope. Best $20 you’ll spend. pic.twitter.com/9QbgzTOt7z
— Maison Vallance (@WhiteKidCanJump) November 21, 2017
You might wanna try some different rope. It's a soft cotton, a bit more comfortable and comes in some nice colors pic.twitter.com/NzVEqZhPNN
— Tony (@HuddledThoughts) November 22, 2017
h/t BuzzFeed News