This Guy Sent His Mom A Photo Of His GF But Accidentally Missed A Hella Raunchy Detail

Everyone had a laugh.

Y’all need Jesus.

But don’t worry, Vallance’s mom would only have seen the ropes if she’d clicked on the picture to open it, which as we know, moms never do. Lucky break.

Oh, and if you’re CURIOUS or ASKING FOR A FRIEND, these are the only things you need to set up your own, err, hammock:

h/t BuzzFeed News