This Guy Sent His Mom A Photo Of His GF But Accidentally Missed A Hella Raunchy Detail

Everyone had a laugh.

https://twitter.com/FvCKRvCISM/status/933055938520649728

https://twitter.com/Garshmania/status/933081835017445377

https://twitter.com/reinharttttt/status/933194296437612544

https://twitter.com/pinksostuckup/status/933050411623297024

Y’all need Jesus.

https://twitter.com/ZaviaRising/status/933069823399071744

But don’t worry, Vallance’s mom would only have seen the ropes if she’d clicked on the picture to open it, which as we know, moms never do. Lucky break.

https://twitter.com/WhiteKidCanJump/status/933107030562361344

Oh, and if you’re CURIOUS or ASKING FOR A FRIEND, these are the only things you need to set up your own, err, hammock:

https://twitter.com/WhiteKidCanJump/status/933060189288312832

https://twitter.com/WhiteKidCanJump/status/933114898313302016

h/t BuzzFeed News