12. Where in the world can i marry my backpack?
#Lovewins! Now where can I marry my rolly backpack, Susan? Lmk!
13. I have $0.03 on my debit card…
TBH same, but also is this even a question? How are you going to make it 10 days with $0.03. Yo, are you going to be okay?
14. Banana wall fling
HAHA just wondering? Have you? Do you ever frustrated and just fling that dang banana at the wall? Let it all out.
15. Shave legs with a lawnmower?
Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess.
16. How do I dump preggo gf for hot girl at gym?
Wow, this dude needs a polite way to tell his girlfriend that her twins ain’t going to have a father, TBH. The hot girl at the gym always wins. Any suggestions?
17. Will dog pee pass a drug test?
Hmm, good question. But what if your dog smokes too?