7. Do Men Get Them Periods?
Please tell this guy some “nise advise.” His “manlie parts started two bleeds.” TBH, this isn’t funny, and this dude should probably seek medical help. But I can guarantee that it is not menstruation and men do not get “them periods.”
8. Bearded dragon pooped and ate it
Well, sh*t. If he’s eating his own sh*t, you must not be feeding him enough, dude. Also, why can’t you just get a dog like everyone else? Literally, who are you?
9. How can my dick grow? lol?
Lol, hey there small dick! Maybe try watering it and giving it some sunlight…in public. See how that works out!