4. How can i lose my virginity?
The real humor is in the small print. Some people wait to have sex with the right person. Others contemplate “stealing my neighbors daughters boyfriend just to have sex with me.” Is that really necessary, girly? The youth today, SHEESH.
5. How did I get so drunk?
Well, I’m not a rocket scientist or anything, but I’d assume that you consuming alcohol resulted in you getting drunk. But that was a cute anecdote.
6. How to sneak pancakes into a movie theater?
This user is living in 3017, WOW. TBH dude, pancakes aren’t really a portable food, and perhaps you should consider hitting up IHOP before/after the movie, but your choice.