Let’s face it —no one knows how to adult, or even child at this point. We’re all just wild baboons trying to figure sh*t out and sourcing the internet for every embarrassing/awkward/I need advice STAT questions. When Google doesn’t deliver, and you yearn for a more detailed answer, slap that burning question on Yahoo Answers!, why don’t ya? If you’re feeling a little nervous about asking your question on the big world wide web, no worries. The Yahoo Answers! community is saturated with “WTF, is this dude for real?” questions. In fact, this is almost like free entertainment. Let’s take a look at 17 redonkulous questions the freaks of the internet cultivated for us:
1. Llama flying an airplane.
Excuse me, what? This question, with no context whatsoever, really prompts people of the internet to use their imaginations and really evaluate a llama’s piloting credentials.
2. I want to make sex with my teacher?
Forget having sex, make your own. DIY reproduction! Better yet, grab your physics teacher with the deep navel, and practice with her. Oh, she has a boyfriend? HAHA do her anyways. See what happens!
3. How do u poop?
Send help please! Wow, this user must have had way too many Fiber One bars and perhaps a field of broccoli, and is now confused to as what/where they’re supposed to deposit their sh*t. Is there an instruction manual? How do u poop? What a sh*tty situation!